Four Philosophy Jokes

OK, so most of these jokes are REALLY bad, but philosophers
have to take what's available. Although you will receive
absolutely no credit in polite society for knowing these jokes,
people will expect that you do.
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Seen on a restroom wall: "God is dead: Nietzsche. Nietzsche is
dead: God."
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Descartes walks into a café and sits down ready to order. A
waiter comes up to him and asks, "Do you need a menu?"
Descartes replies, "I think not," and he disappears!
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Overheard in 18th century England: "Did you hear that George
Berkeley died? His girlfriend stopped seeing him."
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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vender? "Make me one
with everything."
What did the hot dog vender say when the Buddhist asked for his change? "Change comes from within."
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Did you hear about the Buddhist who spilled his coffee while driving to work? He had bad kar-mug.
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